Welcome to the Shit Film (Jungle 2013)

So Mr JCVD has tried to release a comedy....

.......he needs to stick to being a hardman (I use that term loosely these days) as this film is utter shit!

It has tried to be something it is not and the fact they have a Seth Rogan wanna be just annoyed me more than anything!

Give it a swerve and watch some paint dry or grass grow if you have the chance...



Peace

I don't think i want to be a pirate anymore ( Cpt Philips )

First off the film is worth sitting through the first 2 hours for the final 15 minutes, i'm not saying they were a hard 2 hours to watch but i would of liked it if they had got there a little quicker, i have a screen-er that had no subtitles so i like Tom Hanks character could not understand a bloody word the Somali pirates were saying and they didn't half go on...

So as for the actual film its self it had some familiar faces but The Pirates stole the show, they gave the film a real sense of realism ( which as actors they are paid to do ) and the last 15 minutes of the film had me sitting up in bed, some of Tom Hanks best acting he has done in his later years

 

so in conclusion, I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE

 

 

PEACE