Welcome to the Shit Film (Jungle 2013)

So Mr JCVD has tried to release a comedy....

.......he needs to stick to being a hardman (I use that term loosely these days) as this film is utter shit!

It has tried to be something it is not and the fact they have a Seth Rogan wanna be just annoyed me more than anything!

Give it a swerve and watch some paint dry or grass grow if you have the chance...



Peace

Tattoos and TV Shows

So Channel 4 put out another show on body modification, last nights episode was about tattoos...

So again like pretty much all the Documentary's C4 put out about tattoos, it was showing them in a not so flattering light, to start with who is Katie Piper to tell anyone not to get a tattoo, that really got on my nerves, secondly, the way the show portrayed laser removal, pretty much glorifying it, i understand supply and demand, and there is a lot of demand as there is equal amounts of stupid people getting stupid tattoos and down right shit tattooers trying to pass of absolute piles of poo as tattoos, BUT Who in there right mind and with good conscience tattoos JAPS on some guys eye though....

I hope the rest of the series is a bit more fair or at least shows both points of view when it comes to body mods, lastly there was an elderly lady who was on the art work for super tramps album interviewed and she put Katie Piper in her place, She was still happy with her tattoos 40 years on!!

So when people as me what i'm going to do when i'm older, my reply will be just like hers, still look fucking awesome and I'll Grow a GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD.

There's been a murder ( Insert Scottish accent )

Filth Kicks you in the bollocks from about 40 seconds in and doesn't let you recover until the credits roll after a nifty cartoon, The cast is really to credit but its Mcavoy who is just superb in this movie playing Detective Bruce Robertson and alcoholic drug ravaged Scot who just doesn't give a FUCK....

If you love trainspotting you will absolutely love this obviously as they are both Irvine Welsh books.

 

Go forth and watch this film!

 

 

Peace

Shit I Need To See In 2014

So not that it really matters but these are my picks of shit to see for the rest of the year:

• Dumb and Dumber to


• Expendables 3


• Need for speed - just for Arron Paul


• Sabotage - Arnie is back again


• Robocop


• TMNT - I am so torn over this film!


• Neighbors


• The Lego  Movie


• Transformers - Mr Wahlberg should be good


• Dawn of the planet of the apes


• 300, Rise of an Empire


• 22 Jump Street


• Sin City, A Dame to Kill For


• Cap Merica FUCK YEAH


• Spiderman 2


• X-men Days of future past


• GODZILLA


• Guardians of the Galaxy


• Draft Day


• The Fault in our stars - An amazing book, hope the film does it justice


• Jersey Boys

There you go

Peace

Sell me this pen

Thank the baby jesus that I had a screener for the wolf of walls street as 3hrs in a cinema chair is not my kind of thing, that being said what a film indeed although Jonah Hill dressed as a sex pest is a little creepy.



Best scenes hands down are the lemon 714 bits, my sides hurt from laughing so much

Go forth and see this movie

Peace

Lone Survivor

Marky mark has done it again, along with Ben foster, Taylor Kitsch and Emile Hirsch


I'm not even going to write about this film, all I'm going to put is

GO AND SEE THIS FUCKING FILM!!!!!!!!



Peace

Saving Mr Hanks

Saving Mr Banks.... first off you can't take this as a bio film

That said this is such an amazing story (side note, do yourself a favour and watch a documentary called "the boys" after you watch this film)

Anyway the on screen chemistry between Emma and Tom is what gives this film its heart and soul, you stop seeing them, and see Walt and P L Travers, but the unsung star of this film is Paul Giamatti, he only flitters in and out but his character makes a real impact on audience and on the character Travers aswell

Deffo worth your time indeed

Peace